My scales
I have developed an intimate relationship with my weight scales.
Every morning I strip naked and say, "Scales, scales on the floor, please say less; don't say more."
Then I mount them.
Its a great way to start the day--if you actually get on and off satisfied.
-12.5 lbs and losing!!!
Every morning I strip naked and say, "Scales, scales on the floor, please say less; don't say more."
Then I mount them.
Its a great way to start the day--if you actually get on and off satisfied.
-12.5 lbs and losing!!!
3 Comments:
At 6:47 PM,
10-8-ious said…
wholey shit! you're doin' great!
Hmm -- never thought about my scale that way. It could be a serious love/hate relationship for me!
At 8:00 PM,
Confessions of a Starving Mystery Writer said…
My girl friends, when I have them say the same thing. ;)~
At 1:14 PM,
Ginger said…
Sounds like you're doing a little witchcraft too with your rhyme...if only we could pull out a magic wand and *Poof*, there goes my ass!
I'd love to join you on walks if you set something up - my schedule is pretty open these days ;-)
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