The Hobbit Diet

I was thinking about this whole eating every three hours thing when I remembered part of the "Lord of the Rings" movie... the hobbits have just started travelling with Strider and begin unpacking their cooking equipment. When Strider says that they've already had breakfast, they say, "No, this is second breakfast."

Discussion ensues: "He doesn't know about second breakfast? How can he not know about second breakfast?", "Does he know about elevensies?", "I don't think so.", "Does he know about onesies?"

My inner Strider really doesn't care for stopping what I'm doing for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, onesies, or any of the others...but I'm on the Hobbit Diet, so I'll keep on downing yogurt, roughage, and the occasional high calorie, but oh so good, beer.